May 2012
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April 2012
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March 2012
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ME: So what? You expect me to just go into that office and explain what I used to do and how much I loved it? And I’d get the position just like that?
AB: That really would be somethin’.
Mmmmm vague.
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It’s like I can still hear it in a far off...
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February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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Smile, you son of a bitch!
So, being the Theme Park enthusiast that I am, I was asked the question “What do you think about this?” multiple times yesterday. This of course, refers to Universal Orlando’s decision to close the iconic JAWS attraction. While I love the attraction, I must admit that I’m actually rather neutral on the topic. The purist in me is OUTRAGED because it’s one of two...
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WatchAnd yet, all they “can” do on the castle is show people’s pictures from the day.
(This is a from an ad campaign in Japan)
Sidebar: This isn’t me saying that they should turn the castle show at the Magic Kingdom into something Tron-related. This is me saying that they have this amazing technology and all they use it for is a glorified slideshow. It wouldn’t bother...
November 2011
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“Can I ask you a question?? Why don’t people just read the signs?”
– -5 year old boy, after hearing me explain the complicated restrictions of Pteranadon Flyers to guests numerous times
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I already miss Horror Nights.
Not working it,...
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October 2011
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Picture Purge
So on that other social networking device called Facebook, I posted a crap-ton of pictures that I thought were cool from my iPhone that I dropped into the pool. Yes, a year and a half later, I got the thing working again. Kinda. Pictures that range from about January of 2008 to April-ish of 2010. I digress… a lot of the pictures on there, many of which I posted, are of areas at a certain...
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Response to Loss
Everyone is reacting to the loss of present day genius, Steve Jobs. Commenting on how he changed the world with great new world-changing technological devices. Including (but not limited to) :
Yes. All of these things have had a huge impact on society and the way it operates. Huge impact. But let us not forget what wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for his backing:
And...
September 2011
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HHN 21 Preview: The Next Day
Me: Wanna go to lunch??
Joshy: It's Dinner Time.
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It really IS the most wonderful time of...
August 2011
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SO I was listening to this earlier… and I...
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To the Subway Sandwich "Artists",
I prefer my sandwich to look more like a work by Van Gogh and not so much like a Picasso. The mustard swirls that alluded to “Starry Night” were a nice touch, but the taste was as generic as a Thomas Kinkade. Until then, I know a deli that’s as clouded in spontaneity and mystery as Banksy, and that’s where I shall continue my studies of the sandwich arts.
July 2011
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“If I paid that much for a sex toy, that thing better give me like, constructive...”
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June 2011
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Dear Adam Levine,
Does Casey Weston hold that note in bed too??
JEFF JENKINS!!!
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My moment with cable: the glee project
Lisa: Why do I suddenly want to take a cruise?
Me: Because one day these kids will all be performing on one
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Your/You're
I was watching “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” earlier today. That alone made me feel stupid, even though I wasn’t really watching it, I was really just listening to it as I faced the wall. I digress… What really made me feel stupid today, was that so many people get the whole Your/You’re thing backwards, that I was second-guessing my own usage and whether or...
May 2011
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At the risk of sounding perfectly depressing, when...
-Amanda
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More Daily Absurdity.
Ron: We should get a guy, probably Bi, who would let us blindfold him, and then have a guy go down on him and then a girl, and have him tell us which was better.
Me: (cringing) Yeah he'd def have to be Bi, otherwise there might be some psychological issues at play.
Ron: Or it could be the best Fear Factor ever!
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“I could feel a faint shift in a faraway place. A current of unknown consequences...”
– Ben Willis, “Cashback”
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Wide Awake
This is the first time I stayed awake through the night in a long time. Not by choice, not by having fun… because I actually couldn’t sleep. I work in about 3 and a half hours but will probably not get any sleep time before then.
I just can’t stop thinking about things that I know that I need to. But it hurts. Some people can move on in days….some in weeks….some in...
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